A Tag of Three little secrets

TAG 1: FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ME – a tag by two fellow wordpress users Range and TimeThief.

These are not the type of things you can do once in a while without giving it a thought in, so here’s a little dirty secret, you just might want to like it.

1. Originally uploaded by: urish.
I’m commonly fetishized by cushions. I found myself with a fetish for pillows, floor cushions or other round bolster. That’s why I’m a regular visitor of the G.O.D. or the IKEA shop in Causeway Bay. I have no rooms for these stuff so I usually browse around there, sit on a few minutes (imagine the dust accumulated on those display with a sign that says “Do Not Sit”) and cuddled a few comfy, soft & a nice furry covers.

2. Originally uploaded by: lauralei.
I love having no underwear before going to sleep while leaving just my top shirts on (I think I’ve told you this before), who doesn’t? The Scots doesn’t wear an underwear under those way-cool kilts even on a cold climate? The pillows I put between my legs gives me the hard on (covers his face from embarrassment). And yeah that makes me feel proud on a cold climate like these, right now.

3. Originally uploaded by: boristheblade.
I think my voice sounds like Scissor Sisters on the phone. I’m not Cindy. Or was it a customer talking to me saying, “Sure Miss, Yes Miss, Thank you Miss”, for crying out loud. I don’t know if it’s the falzettos, or maybe I just eat too much spicy food? Honestly, my voice is like some kind of a broken heart that you pick apart with stabbing wounds. I smile when I meant it and sing like nobody’s business.

4. Originally uploaded by: Casual Chin.
I enjoy eating the head of a garoupa specially when it’s cooked sweet and sour. In fact, if you are in a Chinese restaurants, people has a sequence of eating a fish, it should be guts first, skins second, head third and flesh last.

5. Originally uploaded by: MR38.
In person I joke a lot. I don’t take things really seriously. But you know, blogging really changed me into somewhat good. I think one good way to have something interesting to say is to focus on the positive stuff. But I’m a very friendly person. Which is just another way of saying that the way to make a friend is to be one. I guess that’s why I keep on blogging and meeting new friends.

I have few more secrets but I am not telling.

TAG 2: A – Z OF LIFE – a tag from a new blog friend Vince.

When I was very young about five I think, reading the Alphabet was the first few things I learned in school and at home. I always got stucked from L M N O P, I don’t know why. Being a not-so-smart at all, I can’t easily pronounced like the rest of the letters so everytime I recite this, it sounded as if like “E-E-MMM-OP”. Alphabet song is a plague. Every other kid needs to learn and know the ABC and I just happened to be a slow learner. Here’s my ABC.

Always attempt. Be true to yourself. Calculate the risks. Dream big. Explore possibilities. Forge ahead. Go for it! Hold on to your values. Imagine… then do. Jump at every opportunity. Keep believing. Live life to its fullest. Make waves. Nourish your soul. Open your mind. Pay attention. Question if not sure. Reach even higher. See the big picture. Think before you act. Understand yourself. Value differences. Work hard. Xpress your uniqueness (I excluded the “E” because I can’t think of any X, hahaha) Yearn to do more. Zip your mouth when necessary.

TAG 3: TEN THINGS I WILL NEVER DO – a tag from Duke.

Never say “Never” but here’s what I think – oppps, I will never “EVER” do this again.

1. Fix my laptop if ain’t broken. My blogging was halted for a week when I accidentally deleted something from right-clicking the mouse on my screen. I was so bored at that time playing around with the functionality in the Control Panel. And at the end of the day I learned a great lesson. It is, quite simply, that we all fuck up sometimes. Heck, sometimes we REALLY fuck up. Like, hugely.

2. Fall in Love in the internet. You might want to listen to this song, written and performed by a Filipino guy grew up in Guam and now lives in San Diego. He was the winner of the Yahoo! Talent Show for this song. Amazing!

3. Eat Pancit Palabok (stir-fried noodle fish). It didn’t made leave the toilet for the whole bloody day. My stomach was in pain. I was sweating and I just didn’t know whatelse to do. In other term, I had a diarrhea. Prrttt.

4. Use an empty credit card. I was embarrassed from purchasing a shirt from Armani Exchange shop when my credit card was declined. I returned the items back to the shelves and apologized to the tender.

5. Sing in a bar. Cinta J, a Filipino restaurant here let their customers participate to sing in a crowd at midnight. I raised my hands and did one song. I was very drunk that time but I screwed it up and throw up at the same time. How humiliating!

6. Ride on a “Dragon” Rollercoaster. My very first time I have ridden at the Hong Kong Ocean Park with its 2694 ft in length for a duration of 2 minutes rollercoster was sure a heck of a fun. I brought along with me my videocam, a camera hanging on my neck and a backpack as I couldn’t leave them behind. While it started to “roll”, I was screaming for my dear life, scared to letting them know I was really going to die (as if they can hear me). When I left the platform, I peed in my pants.

7. A motorbike. I don’t drive. Back in the province, a friend of mine just got a new motorbike. I made an attempt to try it on with him at the back and see if I can do it. I said, “wow, this is pretty cool”. I’ve reached to the point where I had to use the break. My foot slipped and we crashed onto a big tree leaving a serious scratch on the front wheel.

8. On a boat out of the storm. You know the story, right?

9. Candles fire. Beauty or a Beast? Extinguish all candles when leaving the room or going to sleep. It happened. The melting wax penetrated the table and my flat was almost on fire.

10. G-strings. I tried once out of curiosity. Many of us guys have hairy crotch areas and who wants to see a hair poking out of a g string? It makes me feel like I’m flossing my ass off and my balls would hang out. Nasty little shits!

Tin Man
by: Incognito

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